Hair Club for Men\'s infomercials

they are running more of them these days. ‘More Romance’ and ‘More Confidence’ is what they try to sell. If i had the cash to burn, i would do an infomercial just to let people know the truth about wearing a system.

» they are running more of them these days. ‘More Romance’ and ‘More
» Confidence’ is what they try to sell. If i had the cash to burn, i would
» do an infomercial just to let people know the truth about wearing a
» system.

They love to call it a ‘system’.

» » they are running more of them these days. ‘More Romance’ and ‘More
» » Confidence’ is what they try to sell. If i had the cash to burn, i
» would
» » do an infomercial just to let people know the truth about wearing a
» » system.
»
» They love to call it a ‘system’.\

Its a toupee, no matter what they call it…Bond, tape, glue, or the strand by strand, Its a toupee:-D

» » » they are running more of them these days. ‘More Romance’ and ‘More
» » » Confidence’ is what they try to sell. If i had the cash to burn, i
» » would
» » » do an infomercial just to let people know the truth about wearing a
» » » system.
» »
» » They love to call it a ‘system’.
»
»
» Its a toupee, no matter what they call it…Bond, tape, glue, or the
» strand by strand, Its a toupee:-D

How about…

A follicular substitute

A pate-patch

A cranial carpet

A Customized Orthocephalic Vertex Enhancement/Replacement – aka a “COVER” ™

» they are running more of them these days. ‘More Romance’ and ‘More
» Confidence’ is what they try to sell. If i had the cash to burn, i would
» do an infomercial just to let people know the truth about wearing a
» system.

just show a clip of all the poor squirrels, cats, possums and raccoon’s that are tortured in order to be turned into rugs that are glued on people’s heads.

PETA will be all over them.

» » » » they are running more of them these days. ‘More Romance’ and ‘More
» » » » Confidence’ is what they try to sell. If i had the cash to burn, i
» » » would
» » » » do an infomercial just to let people know the truth about wearing a
» » » » system.
» » »
» » » They love to call it a ‘system’.
» »
» »
» » Its a toupee, no matter what they call it…Bond, tape, glue, or the
» » strand by strand, Its a toupee:-D
»
» How about…
»
»
» A follicular substitute
»
» A pate-patch
»
» A cranial carpet
»
» A Customized Orthocephalic Vertex Enhancement/Replacement – aka a “COVER”
» ™

How about a hideous scar concealer or hat substitute.