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Are we all genetically related?


#1

Since all of us carry the baldness gene/s, are we all genetically related from some point in the distant past? If so, we are all brothers - part of a very exclusive club.

Our great great great… grandfather must have passed this gene/s onto all of us very early in human history. Just like you have Adam & Eve to represent the first man and woman, lets call our ansestral grandfather… Baldwin.

That is an appropriate name.

Since human males did not live very long in the distant past, Baldwin probably did not suffer any significant hair loss throughout his short life span. Women probably thought they were getting a guy with a full head of hair. Little did they know that he was carrying a time bomb in his genetic code which he passed on.


#2

» Since all of us carry the baldness gene/s, are we all genetically related
» from some point in the distant past? If so, we are all brothers - part of
» a very exclusive club.
»
» Our great great great… grandfather must have passed this gene/s onto all
» of us very early in human history. Just like you have Adam & Eve to
» represent the first man and woman, lets call our ansestral grandfather…
» Baldwin.
»
» That is an appropriate name.
»
» Since human males did not live very long in the distant past, Baldwin
» probably did not suffer any significant hair loss throughout his short life
» span. Women probably thought they were getting a guy with a full head of
» hair. Little did they know that he was carrying a time bomb in his genetic
» code which he passed on.

Not to be a jerk, but please keep your creationist mythology to yourself.

All humans suffer…we just place more of our pain in our hair loss.


#3

» Since all of us carry the baldness gene/s, are we all genetically related
» from some point in the distant past? If so, we are all brothers - part of
» a very exclusive club.

So be glad, that we’re just a part of THIS “very exclusive club”!!

Because it could have been worse …


#4

» Since all of us carry the baldness gene/s, are we all genetically related
» from some point in the distant past? If so, we are all brothers - part of
» a very exclusive club.
»
» Our great great great… grandfather must have passed this gene/s onto all
» of us very early in human history. Just like you have Adam & Eve to
» represent the first man and woman, lets call our ansestral grandfather…
» Baldwin.
»
» That is an appropriate name.
»
» Since human males did not live very long in the distant past, Baldwin
» probably did not suffer any significant hair loss throughout his short life
» span. Women probably thought they were getting a guy with a full head of
» hair. Little did they know that he was carrying a time bomb in his genetic
» code which he passed on.

hahahahahaah


#5

its undeniable that we are all related my balding brothers as we carry the gene for baldness.


#6

» its undeniable that we are all related my balding brothers as we carry the
» gene for baldness.

you’re right BRO :stuck_out_tongue: