Since all of us carry the baldness gene/s, are we all genetically related from some point in the distant past? If so, we are all brothers - part of a very exclusive club.
Our great great great… grandfather must have passed this gene/s onto all of us very early in human history. Just like you have Adam & Eve to represent the first man and woman, lets call our ansestral grandfather… Baldwin.
That is an appropriate name.
Since human males did not live very long in the distant past, Baldwin probably did not suffer any significant hair loss throughout his short life span. Women probably thought they were getting a guy with a full head of hair. Little did they know that he was carrying a time bomb in his genetic code which he passed on.