In 2008, there is an event that will shock the world. Socialism will not win, so no, Hilary Clinton won’t be in the White House. Hold on, wait…Mr. Obama, what will you do to change course in Iraq?
Obama: I will tell you what I’ll do. Right now. Listen, I thoroughly enjoy Whitman’s chocolates. With each bite, your mouth juices with sweet yummy chocolate treat, and don’t think for a second, I don’t like Vanilla because I love me some Vanilla cream bubble baths. I say let’s take a bath together America. Vote for me. And don’t ever call me articulate or else I’ll call you a bigot…OBAMA IN '08!
Hilary: I feel that it is best to rob from the rich and give to the poor alas Robin of The Hood. I am the good guy here…woman.
Rudolph: Look, to kill a baby or not to? Ask me when I am voted in, alright?
McCain: Listen…I got a few good years left and all I wanna do-do, is have some fun, I got a feeling, I’m not the only one. Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb-Bomb IRAN, do do do do
Hmmm…well, all of this is great, but the real news folks is that Intercytex will roll out their product TRC. You can take what I say as grains of salt, and I ask that you do, but I also ask that you keep an eye out. Look at the small updates, the comments regarding early releases by Intercytex, the extra funds, etc. I am not in control nor have anything to do with Intercytex, but my source is as good as one has and I am confident that although America will suffer yet another lesser of 2 evils in 2008, we’ll do so with the opportunity to have a full head of hair. And if you happen to be John Edwards then you know that’s only $400 more that you didn’t have to spend before.
Edwards: A little off the top please…just a little
Hair Dresser: That will be…pinky to mouth 1 BILLION DOLLARS, Mr. Edwards. Deal…or No Deal?
Edwards: DEAL!
Good Day, and make tomorrow a better one.
The Game