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There has always been a cure for baldness


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There has always been a cure for baldness, one attainable by every man through his own effort and initiative since the dawn of human history. The cure is wealth and power. Very few women care what a man looks if he possesses those things. In fact, power and wealth can transform a man aesthetically hideous into an object of desire. So for young men moping about the apparent failure of the latest scientific attempts, you are blessed with the most valuable commodity in the world: plenty of time to find your own personal cure, and it depends solely on you. If in the meantime the scientific community discovers a medical breakthrough, so much the better. By the time it arrives, you’ll be able to afford it.


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Right… yet all of that needs an iron will !


#3

» There has always been a cure for baldness, one attainable by every man
» through his own effort and initiative since the dawn of human history. The
» cure is wealth and power. Very few women care what a man looks if he
» possesses those things. In fact, power and wealth can transform a man
» aesthetically hideous into an object of desire. So for young men moping
» about the apparent failure of the latest scientific attempts, you are
» blessed with the most valuable commodity in the world: plenty of time to
» find your own personal cure, and it depends solely on you. If in the
» meantime the scientific community discovers a medical breakthrough, so
» much the better. By the time it arrives, you’ll be able to afford it.

What nonsense. What about gay men? If your hairloss problem is just about getting a woman or getting laid then there is a much better and quicker solution: Stop being so shallow.