The Laws of Baldness

Stem cell; cell based hair therapy
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Just as Newton laid down the Laws of Motion in physics, I’d like to go down in history as having laid down the Laws of Baldness :

The First Law of Baldness :
There has not been one man in all of human history who has gone from Norwood 6 to Norwood 2.

The Second Law of Baldness :
The cure is always “just 5 years away”.

I’ll do some thinking over the weekend and lay down a few more of these scientific laws. Stay tuned.

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» The First Law of Baldness :
» There has not been one man in all of human history who has gone from
» Norwood 6 to Norwood 2.
»

To be fair, Jotronic of H&W has actually done this, but you’re right, they are like four-leafed clovers.

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» To be fair, Jotronic of H&W has actually done this, but you’re right, they
» are like four-leafed clovers.

He’s thin all over. Seeing a head of hair in pictures is not the same as seeing it in real life 3D. You’d be surprised how good my hair shows up with the right camera angle angles and lighting. That’s not a return to Norwood 2.

Hair transplant doctors have raised the art of deceptive picture taking to a science.

Then there’s the issue of creative comb overs. That’s a whole different area of study which falls under the chapter of “Stealth Baldness”.

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»
» He’s thin all over. Seeing a head of hair in pictures is not the same as
» seeing it in real life 3D. You’d be surprised how good my hair shows up
» with the right camera angle angles and lighting. That’s not a return to
» Norwood 2.
»
» Hair transplant doctors have raised the art of deceptive picture taking to
» a science.
»

Well he is obviously thinner than a full natural head of hair - but I have seen high quality video of him blow drying his hair in the past in a video he put up - and it looks very very good indeed, his result is not just deception, his transformation is extraordinary.

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» Just as Newton laid down the Laws of Motion in physics, I’d like to go down
» in history as having laid down the Laws of Baldness :
»
» The First Law of Baldness :
» There has not been one man in all of human history who has gone from
» Norwood 6 to Norwood 2.
»
» The Second Law of Baldness :
» The cure is always “just 5 years away”.
»
» I’ll do some thinking over the weekend and lay down a few more of these
» scientific laws. Stay tuned.

A baldy with potions remains with potions.

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Gentlemen, I present to you the Third Law of Baldness

The First Law of Baldness :
There has not been one man in all of human history who has gone from Norwood 6 to Norwood 2.

The Second Law of Baldness :
The cure is always “just 5 years away”.

The Third Law of Baldness :
A hair transplant is a road to a whole new set of miseries down the line.

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» Just as Newton laid down the Laws of Motion in physics, I’d like to go down
» in history as having laid down the Laws of Baldness :
»
» The First Law of Baldness :
» There has not been one man in all of human history who has gone from
» Norwood 6 to Norwood 2.
»
» The Second Law of Baldness :
» The cure is always “just 5 years away”.
»
» I’ll do some thinking over the weekend and lay down a few more of these
» scientific laws. Stay tuned.

Third Law of Baldness :

“It’s not your hair, it’s me!!!”

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The First Law of Baldness :
There has not been one man in all of human history who has gone from Norwood 6 to Norwood 2.

The Second Law of Baldness :
The cure is always “just 5 years away”.

The Third Law of Baldness :
A hair transplant is a road to a whole new set of miseries down the line.

The Fourth Law of Baldness :
99% of hair transplant doctors will tell you you’re a great candidate for a HT procedure to get their hands on your wallet.

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» The First Law of Baldness :
» There has not been one man in all of human history who has gone from
» Norwood 6 to Norwood 2.
»
» The Second Law of Baldness :
» The cure is always “just 5 years away”.
»
» The Third Law of Baldness :
» A hair transplant is a road to a whole new set of miseries down the line.
»
» The Fourth Law of Baldness :
» 99% of hair transplant doctors will tell you you’re a great candidate for a
» HT procedure to get their hands on your wallet.

may i add:
» The Fifth Law of Baldness :
Scäm products are not reserved to small firms. The biggest lies have always come with big pharma companies (such as L’Oreal, etc).

» The Sixth Law of Baldness :
Many individuals on hairsite claim they have had so-called “positive results” with experimental products, yet not one has ever been able to provide conclusive before and after pictures.

» The Seventh Law of Baldness :
We’re in 201x and Alec is still bald.

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» » The Seventh Law of Baldness :
» We’re in 201x and Alec is still bald.

It’s saturday night 2075 and Im BALD !!! hahaha

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» » The First Law of Baldness :
» » There has not been one man in all of human history who has gone from
» » Norwood 6 to Norwood 2.
» »
» » The Second Law of Baldness :
» » The cure is always “just 5 years away”.
» »
» » The Third Law of Baldness :
» » A hair transplant is a road to a whole new set of miseries down the line.
»
» »
» » The Fourth Law of Baldness :
» » 99% of hair transplant doctors will tell you you’re a great candidate for
» a
» » HT procedure to get their hands on your wallet.
»
» may i add:
» » The Fifth Law of Baldness :
» Scäm products are not reserved to small firms. The biggest lies have always
» come with big pharma companies (such as L’Oreal, etc).
»
» » The Sixth Law of Baldness :
» Many individuals on hairsite claim they have had so-called “positive
» results” with experimental products, yet not one has ever been able to
» provide conclusive before and after pictures.
»
» » The Seventh Law of Baldness :
» We’re in 201x and Alec is still bald.

The Eighth Law of Baldness:
No matter how good you have it as bald man, you’d have it better with a head full of hair.

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» The Eighth Law of Baldness:
» No matter how good you have it as bald man, you’d have it better with a
» head full of hair.

True story. I suggest it should be the first rule.

maybe this one subject to debate ?

» The Nineth Law of Baldness:
» No matter how good you have it as bald man, girls prefer guys with hair (unless you’re rich or famous).

I also suggest:
» The Tenth Law of Baldness:
» No matter how mad at and despaired you are with baldness, people and the media will keep saying ‘it’s a minor defect in life’ and that it’s all about confidence.

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» »
» » » The Seventh Law of Baldness :
» » We’re in 201x and Alec is still bald.
»
» It’s saturday night 2075 and Im BALD !!! hahaha

what’s the future like ? Cure should only be five years away now i guess :smiley:

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» » The Eighth Law of Baldness:
» » No matter how good you have it as bald man, you’d have it better with a
» » head full of hair.
»
» True story. I suggest it should be the first rule.
»
» maybe this one subject to debate ?
»
» » The Nineth Law of Baldness:
» » No matter how good you have it as bald man, girls prefer guys with hair
» (unless you’re rich or famous).
»
» I also suggest:
» » The Tenth Law of Baldness:
» » No matter how mad at and despaired you are with baldness, people and the
» media will keep saying ‘it’s a minor defect in life’ and that it’s all
» about confidence.

True. One who is not bald has no standing to judge one who is bald.

(ha ha – These ought to be chiseled into a stone put on display. Maybe we could get Jeannie Moos from CNN to do one of her funny stories on this. who knows, it might actually have a positive awareness effect)

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lest anyone forget the laws…

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The Jotronic/Marco law - Exceptional cases will be promoted, failed cases will be disappeared.

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One of the saddest things is that hairloss sufferers have ben spending millions of dollars on products and procedures that claim to “give you a full head of hair” without reading up on the science, meeting people who have used the product, or seeing at least some before/after pictures and videos. Frankly, I think that’s one of the main causes that holds back a real cure. It’s a billion dollar industry that’s simply based on hope and desperation.