Stage 1: “The Newbie” (0-6 months): Find hair multiplication (HM) forum on hairsite.com, read exciting new findings on combating hair loss. Get excited about the advances in research on hair multiplication.
Stage 2: “The Expert” (6 months to 1 year): Read posts that say “It’s never going to happen” or “It’s Saturday night and I’m bald.” Write passionate, long, and detailed responses on how a cure for hair loss is just around the corner. Cite Gho, Histogen, Follica, Aderans, and obscure Japanese companies.
Stage 3 “The Wallflower” (1-2 years): Check forum every now and then. Glad that a cure is around the corner, but don’t bother replying to the naysayers. Think of checking this forum as a hobby, and reading about hair loss cures as a side interest (like playing squash, or collecting stamps). Post a response every now and then.
Stage 4 “The Troll” (2+ years): Check forum again. Depressed beyond words. See former self in the newbies, experts, and wallflowers. Post a few short, bitter posts. Tell the Newbies “Five more years!”
» Stage 1: “The Newbie” (0-6 months): Find hair multiplication (HM) forum on
» hairsite.com, read exciting new findings on combating hair loss. Get
» excited about the advances in research on hair multiplication.
»
» Stage 2: “The Expert” (6 months to 1 year): Read posts that say “It’s
» never going to happen” or “It’s Saturday night and I’m bald.” Write
» passionate, long, and detailed responses on how a cure for hair loss is
» just around the corner. Cite Gho, Histogen, Follica, Aderans, and obscure
» Japanese companies.
»
» Stage 3 “The Wallflower” (1-2 years): Check forum every now and then. Glad
» that a cure is around the corner, but don’t bother replying to the
» naysayers. Think of checking this forum as a hobby, and reading about hair
» loss cures as a side interest (like playing squash, or collecting stamps).
» Post a response every now and then.
»
» Stage 4 “The Troll” (2+ years): Check forum again. Depressed beyond words.
» See former self in the newbies, experts, and wallflowers. Post a few short,
» bitter posts. Tell the Newbies “Five more years!”
»
» Best,
» BB
Stage 5 “Awesome”: A patient, sharp-witted and open-minded man whose equally comfortable contacting an HM company for information as he is remorselessly bitch-slapping a forum moron. Example of here-said awesome individual: ME!
» » Stage 1: “The Newbie” (0-6 months): Find hair multiplication (HM) forum
» on
» » hairsite.com, read exciting new findings on combating hair loss. Get
» » excited about the advances in research on hair multiplication.
» »
» » Stage 2: “The Expert” (6 months to 1 year): Read posts that say “It’s
» » never going to happen” or “It’s Saturday night and I’m bald.” Write
» » passionate, long, and detailed responses on how a cure for hair loss is
» » just around the corner. Cite Gho, Histogen, Follica, Aderans, and
» obscure
» » Japanese companies.
» »
» » Stage 3 “The Wallflower” (1-2 years): Check forum every now and then.
» Glad
» » that a cure is around the corner, but don’t bother replying to the
» » naysayers. Think of checking this forum as a hobby, and reading about
» hair
» » loss cures as a side interest (like playing squash, or collecting
» stamps).
» » Post a response every now and then.
» »
» » Stage 4 “The Troll” (2+ years): Check forum again. Depressed beyond
» words.
» » See former self in the newbies, experts, and wallflowers. Post a few
» short,
» » bitter posts. Tell the Newbies “Five more years!”
» »
» » Best,
» » BB
»
» Stage 5 “Awesome”: A patient, sharp-witted and open-minded man whose
» equally comfortable contacting an HM company for information as he is
» remorselessly bitch-slapping a forum moron. Example of here-said awesome
» individual: ME!
» Stage 1: “The Newbie” (0-6 months): Find hair multiplication (HM) forum on
» hairsite.com, read exciting new findings on combating hair loss. Get
» excited about the advances in research on hair multiplication.
»
» Stage 2: “The Expert” (6 months to 1 year): Read posts that say “It’s
» never going to happen” or “It’s Saturday night and I’m bald.” Write
» passionate, long, and detailed responses on how a cure for hair loss is
» just around the corner. Cite Gho, Histogen, Follica, Aderans, and obscure
» Japanese companies.
»
» Stage 3 “The Wallflower” (1-2 years): Check forum every now and then. Glad
» that a cure is around the corner, but don’t bother replying to the
» naysayers. Think of checking this forum as a hobby, and reading about hair
» loss cures as a side interest (like playing squash, or collecting stamps).
» Post a response every now and then.
»
» Stage 4 “The Troll” (2+ years): Check forum again. Depressed beyond words.
» See former self in the newbies, experts, and wallflowers. Post a few short,
» bitter posts. Tell the Newbies “Five more years!”
»
» Best,
» BB
» Stage 1: “The Newbie” (0-6 months): Find hair multiplication (HM) forum on
» hairsite.com, read exciting new findings on combating hair loss. Get
» excited about the advances in research on hair multiplication.
»
» Stage 2: “The Expert” (6 months to 1 year): Read posts that say “It’s
» never going to happen” or “It’s Saturday night and I’m bald.” Write
» passionate, long, and detailed responses on how a cure for hair loss is
» just around the corner. Cite Gho, Histogen, Follica, Aderans, and obscure
» Japanese companies.
»
» Stage 3 “The Wallflower” (1-2 years): Check forum every now and then. Glad
» that a cure is around the corner, but don’t bother replying to the
» naysayers. Think of checking this forum as a hobby, and reading about hair
» loss cures as a side interest (like playing squash, or collecting stamps).
» Post a response every now and then.
»
» Stage 4 “The Troll” (2+ years): Check forum again. Depressed beyond words.
» See former self in the newbies, experts, and wallflowers. Post a few short,
» bitter posts. Tell the Newbies “Five more years!”
»
» Best,
» BB
rev and Leeroy are “Experts” who try hard to keep their status even beyond the 1-year mark, possibly forever.
» » » Stage 1: “The Newbie” (0-6 months): Find hair multiplication (HM)
» forum
» » on
» » » hairsite.com, read exciting new findings on combating hair loss. Get
» » » excited about the advances in research on hair multiplication.
» » »
» » » Stage 2: “The Expert” (6 months to 1 year): Read posts that say “It’s
» » » never going to happen” or “It’s Saturday night and I’m bald.” Write
» » » passionate, long, and detailed responses on how a cure for hair loss
» is
» » » just around the corner. Cite Gho, Histogen, Follica, Aderans, and
» » obscure
» » » Japanese companies.
» » »
» » » Stage 3 “The Wallflower” (1-2 years): Check forum every now and then.
» » Glad
» » » that a cure is around the corner, but don’t bother replying to the
» » » naysayers. Think of checking this forum as a hobby, and reading about
» » hair
» » » loss cures as a side interest (like playing squash, or collecting
» » stamps).
» » » Post a response every now and then.
» » »
» » » Stage 4 “The Troll” (2+ years): Check forum again. Depressed beyond
» » words.
» » » See former self in the newbies, experts, and wallflowers. Post a few
» » short,
» » » bitter posts. Tell the Newbies “Five more years!”
» » »
» » » Best,
» » » BB
» »
» » Stage 5 “Awesome”: A patient, sharp-witted and open-minded man whose
» » equally comfortable contacting an HM company for information as he is
» » remorselessly bitch-slapping a forum moron. Example of here-said
» awesome
» » individual: ME!
»
» Count me in
» rev and Leeroy are “Experts” who try hard to keep their status even beyond
» the 1-year mark, possibly forever.
»
» » » » Stage 1: “The Newbie” (0-6 months): Find hair multiplication (HM)
» » forum
» » » on
» » » » hairsite.com, read exciting new findings on combating hair loss.
» Get
» » » » excited about the advances in research on hair multiplication.
» » » »
» » » » Stage 2: “The Expert” (6 months to 1 year): Read posts that say
» “It’s
» » » » never going to happen” or “It’s Saturday night and I’m bald.” Write
» » » » passionate, long, and detailed responses on how a cure for hair
» loss
» » is
» » » » just around the corner. Cite Gho, Histogen, Follica, Aderans, and
» » » obscure
» » » » Japanese companies.
» » » »
» » » » Stage 3 “The Wallflower” (1-2 years): Check forum every now and
» then.
» » » Glad
» » » » that a cure is around the corner, but don’t bother replying to the
» » » » naysayers. Think of checking this forum as a hobby, and reading
» about
» » » hair
» » » » loss cures as a side interest (like playing squash, or collecting
» » » stamps).
» » » » Post a response every now and then.
» » » »
» » » » Stage 4 “The Troll” (2+ years): Check forum again. Depressed beyond
» » » words.
» » » » See former self in the newbies, experts, and wallflowers. Post a
» few
» » » short,
» » » » bitter posts. Tell the Newbies “Five more years!”
» » » »
» » » » Best,
» » » » BB
» » »
» » » Stage 5 “Awesome”: A patient, sharp-witted and open-minded man
» whose
» » » equally comfortable contacting an HM company for information as he is
» » » remorselessly bitch-slapping a forum moron. Example of here-said
» » awesome
» » » individual: ME!
» »
» » Count me in
» Hahaha! True, true!!
»
»
»
» » Stage 1: “The Newbie” (0-6 months): Find hair multiplication (HM) forum
» on
» » hairsite.com, read exciting new findings on combating hair loss. Get
» » excited about the advances in research on hair multiplication.
» »
» » Stage 2: “The Expert” (6 months to 1 year): Read posts that say “It’s
» » never going to happen” or “It’s Saturday night and I’m bald.” Write
» » passionate, long, and detailed responses on how a cure for hair loss is
» » just around the corner. Cite Gho, Histogen, Follica, Aderans, and
» obscure
» » Japanese companies.
» »
» » Stage 3 “The Wallflower” (1-2 years): Check forum every now and then.
» Glad
» » that a cure is around the corner, but don’t bother replying to the
» » naysayers. Think of checking this forum as a hobby, and reading about
» hair
» » loss cures as a side interest (like playing squash, or collecting
» stamps).
» » Post a response every now and then.
» »
» » Stage 4 “The Troll” (2+ years): Check forum again. Depressed beyond
» words.
» » See former self in the newbies, experts, and wallflowers. Post a few
» short,
» » bitter posts. Tell the Newbies “Five more years!”
» »
» » Best,
» » BB
Left out “The Augurer”: Tells us day after day, that he has inside information HM experiments succeeded and hints at some great announcement to come, addding “Sorry, that’s all I can say for now.” Then, after a year or two of this, disappears never to be heard from again.
» » Hahaha! True, true!!
» »
» »
» »
» » » Stage 1: “The Newbie” (0-6 months): Find hair multiplication (HM)
» forum
» » on
» » » hairsite.com, read exciting new findings on combating hair loss. Get
» » » excited about the advances in research on hair multiplication.
» » »
» » » Stage 2: “The Expert” (6 months to 1 year): Read posts that say “It’s
» » » never going to happen” or “It’s Saturday night and I’m bald.” Write
» » » passionate, long, and detailed responses on how a cure for hair loss
» is
» » » just around the corner. Cite Gho, Histogen, Follica, Aderans, and
» » obscure
» » » Japanese companies.
» » »
» » » Stage 3 “The Wallflower” (1-2 years): Check forum every now and then.
» » Glad
» » » that a cure is around the corner, but don’t bother replying to the
» » » naysayers. Think of checking this forum as a hobby, and reading about
» » hair
» » » loss cures as a side interest (like playing squash, or collecting
» » stamps).
» » » Post a response every now and then.
» » »
» » » Stage 4 “The Troll” (2+ years): Check forum again. Depressed beyond
» » words.
» » » See former self in the newbies, experts, and wallflowers. Post a few
» » short,
» » » bitter posts. Tell the Newbies “Five more years!”
» » »
» » » Best,
» » » BB
»
» Left out “The Augurer”: Tells us day after day, that he has inside
» information HM experiments succeeded and hints at some great announcement
» to come, addding “Sorry, that’s all I can say for now.” Then, after a year
» or two of this, disappears never to be heard from again.
» » » Hahaha! True, true!!
» » »
» » »
» » »
» » » » Stage 1: “The Newbie” (0-6 months): Find hair multiplication (HM)
» » forum
» » » on
» » » » hairsite.com, read exciting new findings on combating hair loss.
» Get
» » » » excited about the advances in research on hair multiplication.
» » » »
» » » » Stage 2: “The Expert” (6 months to 1 year): Read posts that say
» “It’s
» » » » never going to happen” or “It’s Saturday night and I’m bald.” Write
» » » » passionate, long, and detailed responses on how a cure for hair
» loss
» » is
» » » » just around the corner. Cite Gho, Histogen, Follica, Aderans, and
» » » obscure
» » » » Japanese companies.
» » » »
» » » » Stage 3 “The Wallflower” (1-2 years): Check forum every now and
» then.
» » » Glad
» » » » that a cure is around the corner, but don’t bother replying to the
» » » » naysayers. Think of checking this forum as a hobby, and reading
» about
» » » hair
» » » » loss cures as a side interest (like playing squash, or collecting
» » » stamps).
» » » » Post a response every now and then.
» » » »
» » » » Stage 4 “The Troll” (2+ years): Check forum again. Depressed beyond
» » » words.
» » » » See former self in the newbies, experts, and wallflowers. Post a
» few
» » » short,
» » » » bitter posts. Tell the Newbies “Five more years!”
» » » »
» » » » Best,
» » » » BB
» »
» » Left out “The Augurer”: Tells us day after day, that he has inside
» » information HM experiments succeeded and hints at some great
» announcement
» » to come, addding “Sorry, that’s all I can say for now.” Then, after a
» year
» » or two of this, disappears never to be heard from again.
»
» Donor Regrow
Leeroy, please, answer in the correct place, and use the verb correctly.
Stage 6 “The seriously ill”: has developed some serious pathological illness due to too much time and energy spent on this website and fighting hairloss in general. Based on the symptoms, patients have been classified into different categories:
The egocentric narcissist: the patient strongly believes that a cure can only come from his own country. Also sure that his wife and himself are top models. And of course they know better. No cure known.
The sadist: the patient wants to kill anybody who disagrees with him, particularly other Stage 6 posters (such as conspiracy-revisionists). Needs to see a doctor ASAP.
The conspiracy-revisionist: due to hair loss the patient lives in his own lalaland, cut from the rest of the world, and spends his time rewriting history (in particular, during the WW2). Typically, as a child he used to skip basic history classes. Cure: the patient should be send to school and start to socialise.
The prophet: post a comment every month, telling us that he will reveal all the truth about hairloss. Cure: banning the patient from the site.
The Photoshop nerd: the patient spends all his free time creating childish images and writing non-sense comments. Doctors suggest the patient to find a job.
The Spanish Inquisitor: the patient overzealously questions every poster’s motivation and each source of information. Doctors suggest the patient to find a job.
» Stage 6 “The seriously ill”: has developed some serious pathological
» illness due to too much time and energy spent on this website and fighting
» hairloss in general. Based on the symptoms, patients have been classified
» into different categories:
»
» - The egocentric narcissist: the patient strongly believes that a cure can
» only come from his own country. Also sure that his wife and himself are top
» models. And of course they know better. No cure known.
»
» - The sadist: the patient wants to kill anybody who disagrees with him,
» particularly other Stage 6 posters (such as conspiracy-revisionists). Needs
» to see a doctor ASAP.
»
» - The conspiracy-revisionist: due to hair loss the patient lives in his
» own lalaland, cut from the rest of the world, and spends his time rewriting
» history (in particular, during the WW2). Typically, as a child he used to
» skip basic history classes. Cure: the patient should be send to school and
» start to socialise.
»
» - The prophet: post a comment every month, telling us that he will reveal
» all the truth about hairloss. Cure: banning the patient from the site.
»
» - The Photoshop nerd: the patient spends all his free time creating
» childish images and writing non-sense comments. Doctors suggest the patient
» to find a job.
»
» - The Spanish Inquisitor: the patient overzealously questions every
» poster’s motivation and each source of information. Doctors suggest the
» patient to find a job.
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