Okay, I know this is really off topic, but nobody reads the off topic board anyway, so I’ll post it here.
You guys should really watch the Simpsons Season Two episode “Simpson and Delilah”. Homer tries a baldness cure called “Dimoxinil” which grows him back his hair.
It’s really a heartening episode. You really can get the feeling that the writers know what it’s like to go bald. “Dear God, please give a bald guy a break”.
The sheer bliss when Homer wakes up in the morning to find he has grown his hair back. I know I’ll react just like that when our train finally comes. And of course, Burns giving Homer his old job back because he too knows what it’s like to feel the sting of “male pattern baldness”.