Hello,
I would like to describe some of the treatments
the new decade is to offer us:
“A revolution in hair loss therapy” method:
Two French researchers, Dr. Rob S.P.R. and
Dr. Jacob Inism, started clinical trials on
their new method, called “Guillottine”.
All the partecipants of the Phase I trials
never lost an hair after the treatment.
Strangely, no one wants to join the second
phase of the trials.
“Phoenix Foundation” method:
The results for this method are guaranteed,
but it works for 1 person at a time.
Close a bald man in a room, along with a
used Chewin’ Gum, a broken vinyl record of Jimi Hendrix,
two matches, and Mac Gyver. Tell Mac that if after
an hour the man is still bald, the Sovietic Union
will conquer the world. After that time,
open the door and see. IT WORKS!
“Density is all” method:
Dr. John Doe believes that currently studies
about “hair multiplication” are not the right way.
In fact, what he wants to do is “hair division”:
you will lose all of your hairs but develop one
"super hair", of the diameter of 24-29 cm.
And he will give you a specialized "Hello Kitty"
comb for free.
“Million dollar hairy” method:
Give 1000 $ to anyone you meet on the streets.
After, ask him/her “Look my beautiful hairs.
Aren’t they wonderful?”. I am sure you will
not find anyone that will say you are bald,
so you will be not bald anymore.
Anyone know of any other new treatment could
follow up this message.
Bye,
blindwilly
» Anyone know of any other new treatment could
» follow up this message.
» Bye,
» blindwilly
» I am in searching for anyone that would like to be involved in my
» new and very promising business, a smell-like-carrot shampoo.
» I have already the slogan of the adversiting campaign:
» “For the rabbit that is inside you”.
I knew that your slogan is in conflict with more convincing slogans …
Seems my chances in finding a biotech-company-partner has declined:
blindwilly’s market analysis skills sucks, roger_that can’t count, hairman2 studied joblessness & dumbness at Berkely - oh well …
»
» I knew that your slogan is in conflict with more convincing slogans …
»
»
» Seems my chances in finding a biotech-company-partner has declined:
» blindwilly’s market analysis skills sucks, roger_that can’t count, hairman2
» studied joblessness & dumbness at Berkely - oh well …
No, no, Ironman, don’t be so superficial!
Imagine is not all, as MY most recent researches in the field of
adversiting tells.
The latest fashion IS the jingle. So I’m currently writing a jingle
about rabbits/chickens counting. It plays very well, perhaps too similar
to “Frosty the snowman”, but I’m not a musician, after all.
Moreover, I just estabilished my prices for the rabbits/chickens counting:
Here’s it:
- I count 1-99 rabbits for $1 each
- I count 100-999 rabbits for $.90 each
- Over 1000, price is $.85 each
I don’t think you will find better offers on the net.
» »
» » I knew that your slogan is in conflict with more convincing slogans …
» »
» »
» » Seems my chances in finding a biotech-company-partner has declined:
» » blindwilly’s market analysis skills sucks, roger_that can’t count,
» hairman2
» » studied joblessness & dumbness at Berkely - oh well …
»
» No, no, Ironman, don’t be so superficial!
» Imagine is not all, as MY most recent researches in the field of
» adversiting tells.
» The latest fashion IS the jingle. So I’m currently writing a jingle
» about rabbits/chickens counting. It plays very well, perhaps too similar
» to “Frosty the snowman”, but I’m not a musician, after all.
»
» Moreover, I just estabilished my prices for the rabbits/chickens counting:
»
» Here’s it:
»
» - I count 1-99 rabbits for $1 each
LMFAO!!
» - I count 100-999 rabbits for $.90 each
» - Over 1000, price is $.85 each
»
» I don’t think you will find better offers on the net.
»
» Moreover, I just estabilished my prices for the rabbits/chickens counting:
»
» Here’s it:
»
» - I count 1-99 rabbits for $1 each
» - I count 100-999 rabbits for $.90 each
» - Over 1000, price is $.85 each
Ok, here you can earn some bucks …
How many chickens are there in the stall? 
»
» Ok, here you can earn some bucks …
»
» http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ_SVAB8Zho
»
» How many chickens are there in the stall? 
From the first frames, I would say fifteen, with an estimated
error of +/- 50 chickens.
Hey, I have also a great idea for the sign of the
rabbits/chickens counting shop:
“Professional chickens/rabbits counting from Noe’s ark to today. Money back”
» »
» » Ok, here you can earn some bucks …
» »
» » http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ_SVAB8Zho
» »
» » How many chickens are there in the stall?
»
» From the first frames, I would say fifteen, with an estimated
» error of +/- 50 chickens.
»
» Hey, I have also a great idea for the sign of the
» rabbits/chickens counting shop:
» “Professional chickens/rabbits counting from Noe’s ark to today. Money
» back”
LOL,you are ONE FUNNY M.F!!!
» » Hey, I have also a great idea for the sign of the
» » rabbits/chickens counting shop:
» » “Professional chickens/rabbits counting from Noe’s ark to today. Money
» » back”
»
» LOL,you are ONE FUNNY M.F!!!
I’m pretty sure that YOU can see a little chick on the pic blow …
Am I right?
Because in opposition to you, blindwilly can even see chickens, rabbits
and fingers growing on chicken’s heads:
http://www.hairsite.com/hair-loss/forum_entry-id-76049-page-0-category-0-order-last_answer.html
Am I right, ‘blindwilly’?
»
» I’m pretty sure that YOU can see a little chick on the pic blow …
»
» Am I right?
»
» Because in opposition to you, blindwilly can even see chickens, rabbits
» and fingers growing on chicken’s heads:
»
» http://www.hairsite.com/hair-loss/forum_entry-id-76049-page-0-category-0-order-last_answer.html
»
» Am I right, ‘blindwilly’?
Well, to be precise, I didn’t say I see them. I said that
IF there were be any growing up, I would see them.
However, my business is taking form.
Here’s a summary of what could be my website:
=== BEGIN ===
About Us
Racket Inc. - (R)abbits (A)nd (C)hic(K)ens (E)stimated (T)otal - is
a rabbits/chickens counting company founded in 2011 and currently
runned by a group of enthusiast people about the field.
Our Technology
Everyday our research provide us new methods in the emerging field
of rabbits/chickens counting. We are developing key strategies
both in the counting and in the reporting areas. From
Abacus to modern desktop calculators, statistical sciences,
last generation software for rabbits/chickens counting and pdf
report of the amount of rodent mammals.
The Future
Our plans are to dominate the market of rabbits/chickens counting
in the next 5 years. Possible expansion in cow counting area.
Preliminary marketing studies suggest to avoid sheep counting,
because of the frequent sleeping attacks and low demand.
Our News
Racket Inc. will be present at the following events:
- IFACC (International Farm Animals Counting Conference),
with the person of Blind W., our Chief executor
- NFBESF (Not Flying Birds Enumeration Strategies Festival)
with the person of B. Willy, our Technical advisor
- CEAC (Carrot Eaters Arithmetic Congress)
with the person of B. W., our Business administrator
=== END ===
Moreover, I found the perfect testimonial for my business
that could works against your above adversiting:
“For everyday rabbits and chickens counting, I choose Blindwilly’s racket. A tip from Dannis Franz”
» »
» » LOL,you are ONE FUNNY M.F!!!
Thanks
