I would like to describe some of the treatments
the new decade is to offer us:
“A revolution in hair loss therapy” method:
Two French researchers, Dr. Rob S.P.R. and
Dr. Jacob Inism, started clinical trials on
their new method, called “Guillottine”.
All the partecipants of the Phase I trials
never lost an hair after the treatment.
Strangely, no one wants to join the second
phase of the trials.
“Phoenix Foundation” method:
The results for this method are guaranteed,
but it works for 1 person at a time.
Close a bald man in a room, along with a
used Chewin’ Gum, a broken vinyl record of Jimi Hendrix,
two matches, and Mac Gyver. Tell Mac that if after
an hour the man is still bald, the Sovietic Union
will conquer the world. After that time,
open the door and see. IT WORKS!
“Density is all” method:
Dr. John Doe believes that currently studies
about “hair multiplication” are not the right way.
In fact, what he wants to do is “hair division”:
you will lose all of your hairs but develop one
"super hair", of the diameter of 24-29 cm.
And he will give you a specialized "Hello Kitty"
comb for free.
“Million dollar hairy” method:
Give 1000 $ to anyone you meet on the streets.
After, ask him/her “Look my beautiful hairs.
Aren’t they wonderful?”. I am sure you will
not find anyone that will say you are bald,
so you will be not bald anymore.
Anyone know of any other new treatment could
follow up this message.