Hair loss can cause baldness!

A recent study by the Department of Endocrinology and Metabolism, Århus Amtssygehus, Denmark University Hospital, Gentofte, Copenhagen, and the Danish Rigshospitalet, in cooperation with the Techinical University of Denmark, has proven that hair loss can cause human baldness.

In this breathtaking, groundbreaking study, 11,545 balding men between 25 and 45 were asked if their hair seemed to be falling out. Five out of six answered in the affirmative! Indeed, the correlation found between hair loss and the thinning of hair on the scalp, leading to a balding look, was nothing short of astounding.

Scientists estimate that more than 100 million men in the United States are suffering from some degree of balding.

With this new, game-changing data, Dr. Arne Goelhaffsen of the Rigshospitalet states that “a cure for baldness should be a matter of months away.”

WOW,that’s amazing!i knew there would be a cure before the end of this decade!

that gives us completely new perspective. All we need to figure out now is to how to stop our hair to fall out! WOW!

lol, damn … lol … serisously … i just realized that this might be true.

If the theory is true that hair follicle thinning happens when the follicle is in telogen/catagen … then reliable avoidance of telogen / catagen cold in theory stop your hairloss and prevent baldness forever till the end of your life.

We should ask Hairsite to try and get an interview with this doc … man that would be really funny .

In a recent study by the Department of recreational gynaecology, Dr. Årnus Sensuous, Rekuvic University Hospital, Bristol, in cooperation with Cambridge University, has proven that male pattern baldness (aka slap-heditis) dramatically reduces hear loss.

In this breathtaking landmark double blind three armed study, 110,545 totally bald men between 25 and 45 were asked how much hair they lost every day. Paradoxically 98% of all those questioned reported that they lost almost no hair compared with an average of 90-159 / day for the average in the non balding cohort. The correlation between the degree of balding and the number of hair lost was inversely proportional.
It was concluded that baldness reduces hair loss where complete baldness was presented then there was no hair loss detectable.

The study leader Dr. Sensuous, said “We plan to raise $40M from public donation to continue the work and find a drug that induces hair loss to protect from all forms of alopyca”. To date ACB News reports that they have raised a total of $1.47 but remain optimistic.

» In a recent study by the Department of recreational gynaecology, Dr. Årnus
» Sensuous, Rekuvic University Hospital, Bristol, in cooperation with
» Cambridge University, has proven that male pattern baldness (aka
» slap-heditis) dramatically reduces hear loss.
»
» In this breathtaking landmark double blind three armed study, 110,545
» totally bald men between 25 and 45 were asked how much hair they lost every
» day. Paradoxically 98% of all those questioned reported that they lost
» almost no hair compared with an average of 90-159 / day for the average in
» the non balding cohort. The correlation between the degree of balding and
» the number of hair lost was inversely proportional.
» It was concluded that baldness reduces hair loss where complete baldness
» was presented then there was no hair loss detectable.
»
» The study leader Dr. Sensuous, said “We plan to raise $40M from public
» donation to continue the work and find a drug that induces hair loss to
» protect from all forms of alopyca”. To date ACB News reports that they
» have raised a total of $1.47 but remain optimistic.

HAHAAHA This is by far the most retarded article i have ever read,…hair loss leads to baling…wtf!! how much money did they waste on this study…is this a joke to all us baldies…man…it was a good laugh though…lol

» how much money did they waste on this
» study…

WTF ?

»is this a joke …

YES

» how much money did they waste on this study?

$7,471,639,287.43 if you don’t count the pizza and beer.

» A recent study by the Department of Endocrinology and Metabolism, Århus
» Amtssygehus, Denmark University Hospital, Gentofte, Copenhagen, and the
» Danish Rigshospitalet, in cooperation with the Techinical University of
» Denmark, has proven that hair loss can cause human baldness.
»
» In this breathtaking, groundbreaking study, 11,545 balding men between 25
» and 45 were asked if their hair seemed to be falling out. Five out of six
» answered in the affirmative! Indeed, the correlation found between hair
» loss and the thinning of hair on the scalp, leading to a balding look, was
» nothing short of astounding.
»
» Scientists estimate that more than 100 million men in the United States
» are suffering from some degree of balding.
»
» With this new, game-changing data, Dr. Arne Goelhaffsen of the
» Rigshospitalet states that “a cure for baldness should be a matter of
» months away.”

Thats actually kind of funny.
I don’t see the Dr. Armani (or is it Rassman?) is god angle though. Must not have read closely enough.