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Bruce Willis bags ANOTHER sexy playmate


#1

Bruce Willis, 52, is now dating Playboy Playmate Tamara Witmer, 23 (which makes her only 5 years older than Willis’ daughter, Rumer), after the two met at the Peninsula Hotel in Los Angeles. The New York Daily News reports:

…She admits being “a little nervous” when she recently met the “Die Hard” star…That was after they got to know each other over the phone. “He’s got the sexiest voice!” she says. “He’s so smooth and suave. I don’t mind the bald head. He’s really good looking in person.”

Jesus, Bruce Willis’ penis should be dipped in gold and put in some sort of museum because ever since he and Demi Moore broke up, it’s seen more 20 year old kitty than the Sultan of Brunei. It seems like every time you turn around he’s rolling off a model or wiping off some actress. Meanwhile, Ashton Kutcher is only 29 and his wife has had more work done than the Millennium Falcon. Score!



#2

»
»
» Bruce Willis, 52, is now dating Playboy Playmate Tamara Witmer, 23 (which
» makes her only 5 years older than Willis’ daughter, Rumer), after the two
» met at the Peninsula Hotel in Los Angeles. The New York Daily News
» reports:
»
» …She admits being “a little nervous” when she recently met the
» “Die Hard” star…That was after they got to know each other over the
» phone. “He’s got the sexiest voice!” she says. “He’s so smooth and suave.
» I don’t mind the bald head. He’s really good looking in
» person.”

»
»
» Jesus, Bruce Willis’ penis should be dipped in gold and put in some sort
» of museum because ever since he and Demi Moore broke up, it’s seen more 20
» year old kitty than the Sultan of Brunei. It seems like every time you turn
» around he’s rolling off a model or wiping off some actress. Meanwhile,
» Ashton Kutcher is only 29 and his wife has had more work done than the
» Millennium Falcon. Score!
»
»
»

To me he’s getting old for this kind of stuff. If this was years ago it would be bordering on pedophilia.


#3

that pic of willis must be from way back, he looks much older than that now…about 70:-D


#4

»
»
» Bruce Willis, 52, is now dating Playboy Playmate Tamara Witmer, 23 (which
» makes her only 5 years older than Willis’ daughter, Rumer), after the two
» met at the Peninsula Hotel in Los Angeles. The New York Daily News
» reports:
»
» …She admits being “a little nervous” when she recently met the
» “Die Hard” star…That was after they got to know each other over the
» phone. “He’s got the sexiest voice!” she says. “He’s so smooth and suave.
» I don’t mind the bald head. He’s really good looking in
» person.”

»
»
» Jesus, Bruce Willis’ penis should be dipped in gold and put in some sort
» of museum because ever since he and Demi Moore broke up, it’s seen more 20
» year old kitty than the Sultan of Brunei. It seems like every time you turn
» around he’s rolling off a model or wiping off some actress. Meanwhile,
» Ashton Kutcher is only 29 and his wife has had more work done than the
» Millennium Falcon. Score!
»
»
»

I agree Redman. Willis rocks. This proves the American Dream is alive and well. You literally can have anything you want if you put your mind to it and have some cash. Any man in Willis’ position would be doing the same damn thing. Imagine being able to bang 20 something chicks up until your in your 50’s and even higher. I don’t want to hear anyone here say you wouldn’t. If you say no you are a liar or your gay. Christ, look at Hugh fricken Hefner. What is he 80? He’s still bangin playmates.


#5

You definitely dont need hair to get chicks, but being rich and famous doesnt help either.


#6

» You definitely dont need hair to get chicks, but being rich and famous
» doesnt help either.

looks like we are all doomed then…:crying:


#7

» You definitely dont need hair to get chicks, but being rich and famous
» doesnt help either.
Rich and famous doesn’t help either??? Say what?

Do you really think Bald Willis would have a chance with that chick if he wasn’t rich and famous? Yeah right. She’s with him for his mind.

She’s hot and she’s taking advantage of it and going gold digging. She’s not as dumb as she looks.:ok:

Here’s a test I would like to suggest:
Since Hitler is bald as a cue ball like Bruce Willis let Hilter approach this hottie and try to talk to her. She’ll have her body guards throw him out.


#8

» » You definitely dont need hair to get chicks, but being rich and famous
» » doesnt help either.
» Rich and famous doesn’t help either??? Say what?
»
» Do you really think Bald Willis would have a chance with that chick if he
» wasn’t rich and famous? Yeah right. She’s with him for his mind.
»
» She’s hot and she’s taking advantage of it and going gold digging. She’s
» not as dumb as she looks.:ok:
»
» Here’s a test I would like to suggest:
» Since Hitler is bald as a cue ball like Bruce Willis let Hilter approach
» this hottie and try to talk to her. She’ll have her body guards throw him
» out.

she probably would have him thrown out because he’s not an A-lister though.


#9

» » You definitely dont need hair to get chicks, but being rich and famous
» » doesnt help either.
» Rich and famous doesn’t help either??? Say what?
»
» Do you really think Bald Willis would have a chance with that chick if he
» wasn’t rich and famous? Yeah right. She’s with him for his mind.
»
» She’s hot and she’s taking advantage of it and going gold digging. She’s
» not as dumb as she looks.:ok:
»
» Here’s a test I would like to suggest:
» Since Hitler is bald as a cue ball like Bruce Willis let Hilter approach
» this hottie and try to talk to her. She’ll have her body guards throw him
» out.

I guarantee you I could shag Willis’ girlfriend now. I’ve been practicing ESP’s 10 tips to picking up women on a woman mannequin that my girlfriend uses to sell clothing on Ebay and I’ve tried approaching her from the front, the sides and the back and used different situations and adjusted her face to make her look happy, sad, surprised, angry, frightened, pissed, etc. I know it’s not a real person but I feel I am just about ready to take on just about anyone and shag them with 100% confidence (not that I would but I could is what I am saying). I have to use her mannequin because I can’t tell my real girlfriend what I am up too and use different approaches on her otherwise she would get suspicious.

Oh, and Widows, why are you referring to me as Hitler. You are the one being tracked by our volunteer organization so I would watch it with the racist comments. It’s Hitlerspeak not Hitler got it?


#10

» I agree Redman. Willis rocks. This proves the American Dream is alive and
» well. You literally can have anything you want if you put your mind to it
» and have some cash. Any man in Willis’ position would be doing the same
» damn thing. Imagine being able to bang 20 something chicks up until your
» in your 50’s and even higher. I don’t want to hear anyone here say you
» wouldn’t. If you say no you are a liar or your gay. Christ, look at Hugh
» fricken Hefner. What is he 80? He’s still bangin playmates.

First off, Bruce Willis is an established actor and is going to be appealing to ANY woman who wants to be an actress. The entire relationship is nothing but free publicity for her. Plus, he has connections that can help her career whether it is acting, modeling, etc.

So don’t compare Bruce Willis to an average person or even a person with money. There is no comparison.

Secondly, Hugh Heffner PAYS his women an allowance so they stick around. They are nothing more than prostitutes. If you want to be like Hugh Heffner, pay some wh*res to be your girlfriends.

Notice how she said “I don’t mind the bald head.” She didn’t say, “I find baldness sexy”, or “I find his bald head very attractive.” She made the statement as if it is unusual for her not to be turned off by a bald head.

It’s like a guy saying, “I don’t mind when my girlfriend’s armpits stink.” That doesn’t mean he likes it. It just doesn’t bother him that much.


#11

I do not like Bruce Willis but I have to admit that he is a bona fide hero for bald guys. These women must be gold-digging or hoping that Bruce can get them into the movies or something like that because he is doing quite well with the ladies despite his baldness. But what I just said is not an insult to the women or Bruce Willis. It’s just life. After all, since I want my hair back so I can use my hair/looks to get women, I’m in no position to downgrade a man because he uses his money and fame to get women. The only thing that matters is that his way works, and his way is legal. He’s an inspiration to us all. I wish I was him instead of me. He’s happy and he has a nice life. I salute that guy big time. As a matter of fact, while I disagree with his politics, I absolutely admire his happiness and success in love. What a dude!

»
»
» Bruce Willis, 52, is now dating Playboy Playmate Tamara Witmer, 23 (which
» makes her only 5 years older than Willis’ daughter, Rumer), after the two
» met at the Peninsula Hotel in Los Angeles. The New York Daily News
» reports:
»
» …She admits being “a little nervous” when she recently met the
» “Die Hard” star…That was after they got to know each other over the
» phone. “He’s got the sexiest voice!” she says. “He’s so smooth and suave.
» I don’t mind the bald head. He’s really good looking in
» person.”

»
»
» Jesus, Bruce Willis’ penis should be dipped in gold and put in some sort
» of museum because ever since he and Demi Moore broke up, it’s seen more 20
» year old kitty than the Sultan of Brunei. It seems like every time you turn
» around he’s rolling off a model or wiping off some actress. Meanwhile,
» Ashton Kutcher is only 29 and his wife has had more work done than the
» Millennium Falcon. Score!
»
»
»