Bruce Willis, 52, is now dating Playboy Playmate Tamara Witmer, 23 (which makes her only 5 years older than Willis’ daughter, Rumer), after the two met at the Peninsula Hotel in Los Angeles. The New York Daily News reports:
…She admits being “a little nervous” when she recently met the “Die Hard” star…That was after they got to know each other over the phone. “He’s got the sexiest voice!” she says. “He’s so smooth and suave. I don’t mind the bald head. He’s really good looking in person.”
Jesus, Bruce Willis’ penis should be dipped in gold and put in some sort of museum because ever since he and Demi Moore broke up, it’s seen more 20 year old kitty than the Sultan of Brunei. It seems like every time you turn around he’s rolling off a model or wiping off some actress. Meanwhile, Ashton Kutcher is only 29 and his wife has had more work done than the Millennium Falcon. Score!