Bomb Blows Up Beard Gets Free Transplants

Meanwhile, we baldies get no sympathy, but this guy gets a free beard:

But then it’s OK if he “wants to look normal”

But we baldies are supposed to be happy looking abnormal.

Army vet whose facial hair was burned off by a roadside bomb gets a beard for the first time in 10 years after transplant
Jones had his procedure covered by the little known Faces of Honor program for vets from the American Academy of Facial Plastic and Reconstructive Surgery
More than 3,000 follicles were transplanted to Jones’ face over the eight-hour procedure

Well I can see the importance of having his eyebrows and eyelashes restored.